" Other Side" of Breakfast
- Sellwood Breakfast2 Really Good Eggs, Bacon or Sausage, Home Fries & Toast$9.75
- The Italian2 Eggs, Italian Sausage Patties, Home Fries & Toast ( Made by a Norwegian, so you know it's Authentic!!)$12.25
- Cafe BreakfastStill 2 Really Good Eggs, Home Fries & Toast ( as CHEAP as it GETS)$8.25
- The Great Pretender2 Eggs, Veggie Sausage, Home Fries & Toast ( hey... don't ask me, I just cook what they want..)$12.50
- Bertie Lou's Biscuits & GravyPortland's Best!!$10.50
- Chicken Fried Steak & EggsServed with 2 Eggs, Home Fries & Toast$13.25
- The Works2 Really Good Eggs, Home Fries, Bacon & Sausage, Biscuits & Gravy$14.50
- The Waffle Breakfast SpecialWaffle, Bacon or Sausage and 2 of our better Eggs$11.75
- Corned Beef Hash And EggsHouse Made Corned Beef and Home Fries with 2 Eggs on top$14.50
Omelet's and Scrambles: All Served with Home Fries and Toast
- Three Cheese OmeletCheddar, Pepper Jack, Swiss ( Bigger than a saddle bag and Cheesier than a Christian Rock Song)$9.75
- Veggie ScrambleMade with, but not limited to, any one, some or all of the following: Mushrooms, Zucchini, Spinach, Tomato, Peppers, Onions & Swiss$11.75
- Oaks Bottom OmeletBacon, Green Onion, Garlic, Tomato, Black Pepper and Hollandaise$12.50
- The Santa Fe OmeletChicken Sausage, Pepper Jack, Salsa & Guacamole$12.75
- Greek ScrambleTomato, Green Onion, Spinach, Feta & Olives$11.75
- Hog Wild OmeletSausage, Bacon, Ham, Green Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Garlic, Cheddar Cheese, Topped with Bertie Lou's Gravy ( The name says it all... this thing is obscene)$13.75
- Chevre Royal OmeletBacon, Tomato, Avocado & Goat Cheese ( There will be a $10 upcharge if you act like Royalty when ordering this)$13.25
- "Magic Mike" OmeletTomato, Onion, Spicy Chicken Sausage, Cheddar, Pepper Jack and Swiss$12.25
More Breakfast Goodies
- Larry's Sandwich2 Eggs Scrambled, Pepper Jack, Ham or Bacon. Served on a Grilled Croissant or English Muffin with Home Fries ( Named after Larry... Who ever he was?...)$10.50
- The Bertie CristoSpicy Chicken Sausage & Pepper Jack between 2 layers of French Toast ( Monte Cristo's Red Neck Cousin)$11.75
- Breakfast BurritoScrambled Eggs, Sausage, Bacon, Tomato, Onions, Peppers, Garlic, Pepper Jack & Cheddar. Served in a grilled Tortilla with Salsa, Guacamole & Sour Cream ( This thing is HUGE!!)$9.75
- House PotatoesFried Potatoes, Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Zucchini, Tomatoes, Garlic, Sauteed on a bed of Spinach$9.25
- Croissant French Toast$10.50
- Cinnamon Roll French ToastHouse Made Cinnamon Roll sliced into 3 pieces, then battered and grilled ( Call a Dentist before you order this one)$10.75
- Plain Waffle$7.50
- Fruit Waffle$8.50
Benedict: Served with Home Fries
- Eggs BenedictLean Pit Ham, 2 Poached Eggs, Hollandaise, Served on an English Muffin ( As simple as it gets)$12.25
- Reverend MikeCorned Beef, 2 Poached Eggs, Dijon Mustard Hollandaise, Served on an English Muffin ( Bless you my Child)$13.25
- Croissant FlorentineSpinach, 2 Poached Eggs, Hollandaise ( We import our Spinach daily from Florence)$12.25
- The TerryLean Pit Ham, Spinach, 2 Poached Eggs, Served on a Croissant ( Thanks Terry)$13.25
- Ranch Biscuit BenedictGrilled Biscuit, Bacon, 2 Poached Eggs, Topped with Gravy (a favorite of mothers, lovers, thieves...and Jason)$12.75
- The BookmanA plate with Eggs Benedict on one side, 1/2 order of Biscuits and Gravy on the other side ( NO HOME FRIES, but who needs them with this final evolution of breakfast$14.50
- Polenta BenedictGrilled Polenta, Tomato, 2 Poached Eggs & Basil Pesto Hollandaise ( add Bacon for $1.50)$12.75
Bertie Lou's Burger Served with 1 Side
- Bertie Lou's BurgerThis is your Classic, Old School, Flat Top Burger Served with Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pickles and your choice of Mayo: Plain, Basil Pesto, or Dijon Mustard$10.50
- Extras On Top( Add as many as you want. We don't care!) Cheddar...Pepper Jack...Swiss... Caramelized Onions...Fried Egg... Avocado...Kraut...Slaw... Sauteed Mushrooms...Sweet Relish...Other stuff we have lying around, Just Ask$1.00
- Xtra Patty/ Bacon/ Ham/ SausageAdd one or more to any Burger. As many as you want...We don't judge...until you're out of earshot!$2.00
Sandwiches Served with 1 Side
- BAST SandwichBacon, Avocado, Spinach and Tomato Sandwich Your choice of Sourdough or Whole Wheat Bread$9.75
- Three Cheese Grilled Cheese SandwichCheddar, Swiss, Pepperjack on Sourdough or Whole Wheat Bread ( add Ham ,Grilled Onion or Tomato $7.50)$7.75
- Rueben On RyeMade with our House Made Pulled Corned Beef, Dressed with your choice of Thousand Island, Mustard or Both!$10.50
- Patty MeltTraditional Diner Classic, Smashed Burger w/ Caramelized Onions, Mayo & Swiss$10.50
- Tuna MeltYour choice of Sourdough or Wheat, Topped with your Favorite Cheese$9.25
- Turkey MeltYour choice of Sourdough or Wheat, Basil Pesto Mayo & your Favorite Cheese$9.25
- Classic Cold Tuna( Boring!!!) Served on a Croissant with Lettuce & Sliced Tomato$8.75
- Turkey B.A.S.TNew Version of an Old Favorite. Choice of Sourdough or Wheat$11.75
- Spinach QuesadillaCheddar and Pepper Jack Cheese, Spinach, Tomato & Green Onion Served with Guacamole, Salsa & Sour Cream ( add Spicy Chicken Sausage $8.25)$7.25
Side Orders
- FriesSame Spices as the Morning, Different Shape$3.00
- Side SaladGreens, Carrot, Tomato, Red Onion. Your choice of 1000 Island, Balsamic, Ranch or Blue Cheese$3.00
