Bertie Lou's Cafe Menu

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" Other Side" of Breakfast Omelet's and Scrambles: All Served with Home Fries and Toast More Breakfast Goodies Benedict: Served with Home Fries Bertie Lou's Burger Served with 1 Side Sandwiches Served with 1 Side Side Orders

" Other Side" of Breakfast
- Sellwood Breakfast
  2 Really Good Eggs, Bacon or Sausage, Home Fries & Toast
  $9.75
- The Italian
  2 Eggs, Italian Sausage Patties, Home Fries & Toast ( Made by a Norwegian, so you know it's Authentic!!)
  $12.25
- Cafe Breakfast
  Still 2 Really Good Eggs, Home Fries & Toast ( as CHEAP as it GETS)
  $8.25
- The Great Pretender
  2 Eggs, Veggie Sausage, Home Fries & Toast ( hey... don't ask me, I just cook what they want..)
  $12.50
- Bertie Lou's Biscuits & Gravy
  Portland's Best!!
  $10.50
- Chicken Fried Steak & Eggs
  Served with 2 Eggs, Home Fries & Toast
  $13.25
- The Works
  2 Really Good Eggs, Home Fries, Bacon & Sausage, Biscuits & Gravy
  $14.50
- The Waffle Breakfast Special
  Waffle, Bacon or Sausage and 2 of our better Eggs
  $11.75
- Corned Beef Hash And Eggs
  House Made Corned Beef and Home Fries with 2 Eggs on top
  $14.50
Omelet's and Scrambles: All Served with Home Fries and Toast
- Three Cheese Omelet
  Cheddar, Pepper Jack, Swiss ( Bigger than a saddle bag and Cheesier than a Christian Rock Song)
  $9.75
- Veggie Scramble
  Made with, but not limited to, any one, some or all of the following: Mushrooms, Zucchini, Spinach, Tomato, Peppers, Onions & Swiss
  $11.75
- Oaks Bottom Omelet
  Bacon, Green Onion, Garlic, Tomato, Black Pepper and Hollandaise
  $12.50
- The Santa Fe Omelet
  Chicken Sausage, Pepper Jack, Salsa & Guacamole
  $12.75
- Greek Scramble
  Tomato, Green Onion, Spinach, Feta & Olives
  $11.75
- Hog Wild Omelet
  Sausage, Bacon, Ham, Green Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Garlic, Cheddar Cheese, Topped with Bertie Lou's Gravy ( The name says it all... this thing is obscene)
  $13.75
- Chevre Royal Omelet
  Bacon, Tomato, Avocado & Goat Cheese ( There will be a $10 upcharge if you act like Royalty when ordering this)
  $13.25
- "Magic Mike" Omelet
  Tomato, Onion, Spicy Chicken Sausage, Cheddar, Pepper Jack and Swiss
  $12.25
More Breakfast Goodies
- Larry's Sandwich
  2 Eggs Scrambled, Pepper Jack, Ham or Bacon. Served on a Grilled Croissant or English Muffin with Home Fries ( Named after Larry... Who ever he was?...)
  $10.50
- The Bertie Cristo
  Spicy Chicken Sausage & Pepper Jack between 2 layers of French Toast ( Monte Cristo's Red Neck Cousin)
  $11.75
- Breakfast Burrito
  Scrambled Eggs, Sausage, Bacon, Tomato, Onions, Peppers, Garlic, Pepper Jack & Cheddar. Served in a grilled Tortilla with Salsa, Guacamole & Sour Cream ( This thing is HUGE!!)
  $9.75
- House Potatoes
  Fried Potatoes, Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Zucchini, Tomatoes, Garlic, Sauteed on a bed of Spinach
  $9.25
- Croissant French Toast
  $10.50
- Cinnamon Roll French Toast
  House Made Cinnamon Roll sliced into 3 pieces, then battered and grilled ( Call a Dentist before you order this one)
  $10.75
- Plain Waffle
  $7.50
- Fruit Waffle
  $8.50
Benedict: Served with Home Fries
- Eggs Benedict
  Lean Pit Ham, 2 Poached Eggs, Hollandaise, Served on an English Muffin ( As simple as it gets)
  $12.25
- Reverend Mike
  Corned Beef, 2 Poached Eggs, Dijon Mustard Hollandaise, Served on an English Muffin ( Bless you my Child)
  $13.25
- Croissant Florentine
  Spinach, 2 Poached Eggs, Hollandaise ( We import our Spinach daily from Florence)
  $12.25
- The Terry
  Lean Pit Ham, Spinach, 2 Poached Eggs, Served on a Croissant ( Thanks Terry)
  $13.25
- Ranch Biscuit Benedict
  Grilled Biscuit, Bacon, 2 Poached Eggs, Topped with Gravy (a favorite of mothers, lovers, thieves...and Jason)
  $12.75
- The Bookman
  A plate with Eggs Benedict on one side, 1/2 order of Biscuits and Gravy on the other side ( NO HOME FRIES, but who needs them with this final evolution of breakfast
  $14.50
- Polenta Benedict
  Grilled Polenta, Tomato, 2 Poached Eggs & Basil Pesto Hollandaise ( add Bacon for $1.50)
  $12.75
Bertie Lou's Burger Served with 1 Side
- Bertie Lou's Burger
  This is your Classic, Old School, Flat Top Burger Served with Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pickles and your choice of Mayo: Plain, Basil Pesto, or Dijon Mustard
  $10.50
- Extras On Top
  ( Add as many as you want. We don't care!) Cheddar...Pepper Jack...Swiss... Caramelized Onions...Fried Egg... Avocado...Kraut...Slaw... Sauteed Mushrooms...Sweet Relish...Other stuff we have lying around, Just Ask
  $1.00
- Xtra Patty/ Bacon/ Ham/ Sausage
  Add one or more to any Burger. As many as you want...We don't judge...until you're out of earshot!
  $2.00
Sandwiches Served with 1 Side
- BAST Sandwich
  Bacon, Avocado, Spinach and Tomato Sandwich Your choice of Sourdough or Whole Wheat Bread
  $9.75
- Three Cheese Grilled Cheese Sandwich
  Cheddar, Swiss, Pepperjack on Sourdough or Whole Wheat Bread ( add Ham ,Grilled Onion or Tomato $7.50)
  $7.75
- Rueben On Rye
  Made with our House Made Pulled Corned Beef, Dressed with your choice of Thousand Island, Mustard or Both!
  $10.50
- Patty Melt
  Traditional Diner Classic, Smashed Burger w/ Caramelized Onions, Mayo & Swiss
  $10.50
- Tuna Melt
  Your choice of Sourdough or Wheat, Topped with your Favorite Cheese
  $9.25
- Turkey Melt
  Your choice of Sourdough or Wheat, Basil Pesto Mayo & your Favorite Cheese
  $9.25
- Classic Cold Tuna
  ( Boring!!!) Served on a Croissant with Lettuce & Sliced Tomato
  $8.75
- Turkey B.A.S.T
  New Version of an Old Favorite. Choice of Sourdough or Wheat
  $11.75
- Spinach Quesadilla
  Cheddar and Pepper Jack Cheese, Spinach, Tomato & Green Onion Served with Guacamole, Salsa & Sour Cream ( add Spicy Chicken Sausage $8.25)
  $7.25
Side Orders
- Fries
  Same Spices as the Morning, Different Shape
  $3.00
- Side Salad
  Greens, Carrot, Tomato, Red Onion. Your choice of 1000 Island, Balsamic, Ranch or Blue Cheese
  $3.00