Bastard Pies Menu

4.6
(50+ Reviews)
$Pizza
  • Pizza

    • Honey Boo Boo

      Pepperoni, hot honey, candied bacon
      $20.00
      Honey Boo Boo
    • Keep it Simple Stupid

      Tomato, basil, and mozzarella
      $18.00
      Keep it Simple Stupid
    • Sail The Seas Of Cheese

      Parmigiano, gorgonzola, gruyere, mozzarella,rosemary, radicchio, and balsamic drizzle
      $19.00
      Sail The Seas Of Cheese
    • Joe V. Volcano

      Smoked pork shoulder, pineapple, smoked cheddar, jalapeno, cilantro
      $23.00
      Joe V. Volcano
    • Walker Texas Ranger

      Smoked brisket, sweet potato, pickled cabbage,chimichurri, and crispy onions
      $24.00
      Walker Texas Ranger
    • Classic Cheese

      Mozzarella, parmesan
      $15.00
      Classic Cheese
    • Classic Pepperoni

      Pepperoni, mozzarella, parmesan
      $18.00
      Classic Pepperoni
    • Old Dirty Bastard

      Salami, olives, sweet peppers, and oregano
      $21.00
      Old Dirty Bastard
    • Fungus Among Us

      Bechamel, roasted garlic, wild mushrooms, arugula, and truffle oil+3 sunny-side-up egg
      $21.00
      Fungus Among Us
    • Classic Hawaiian

      Red sauce, cheese, ham, pineapple
      $19.00
      Classic Hawaiian
    • We Be Smoking

      BBQ Chicken, pepperoncini, smoked cheddar, red onion, cilantro, sauce from We Be Smokin' BBQ
      $22.00
      We Be Smoking
    • Big Iron

      White sauce, smoked cheddar, house made sausage, red onion, house candied bacon
      $22.00
      Big Iron
  • Salads

    • Hail Caesar!

      Romaine, crouton, parmesean, pickled cabbage, soft boiled egg+3 chicken
      $14.00
      Hail Caesar!
    • Arrr...Ugula!

      Blood orange,fennel,kalamata olive,Shaved red onion, balsamic vinaigrette
      $14.00
      Arrr...Ugula!
  • Sides & Sweets

    • Bastard Fries

      Curly fries dusted with parmesean, served with side of ranch
      $8.00
      Bastard Fries
    • Chipotle Maple Crunch Wings

      Chicken wings with crispy onion pieces in a chipotle maple sauce, side of ranch
      $14.00
      Chipotle Maple Crunch Wings
    • Ranch

      Side of ranch
      $0.50
      Ranch
    • Chili Flakes

      Chili Flakes
      $0.50
      Chili Flakes
    • Hot Honey Parmesean Wings

      Chicken wings with a hot honey and parmesean sauce, side of ranch
      $14.00
      Hot Honey Parmesean Wings

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