The flagship banana, the captain banana, the grand tour: All 3 dips swirled together and topped with nuts and graham crackers.
Peanut Butter Pie Banana
Dipped in vegan chocolate, topped with creamy peanut butter over a graham cracker base.
The Cookie Crumble
Oreos + chocolate chip mingle for your amusement. Your choice of dip.
The Milly Vanilly
Vanilla base with a decadent chocolate half-dip on top. Your choice of topping. (also works w/other dip choices)
The Joe Banana
Crushed coffee beans on a banana! Whoa! Exciting! This will make you have a good day! You won’t be able to use any punctuation! (approximately one step down from delivering caffeine intravenously). Toffee and Cinnamon included upon request — our version of cream and sugar.
The GOB
A celebration of everything revolutionary, irreverent, Arrested Development-al, and excessive. Two whole bananas, stuck together, double-dipped in shining chocolate glory, with extra nuts. This banana will laugh back at you if you can’t finish it. (pronounced “Jobe” i.e. rhymes with “lobe”)
S'more Banana
Dipped in chocolate. Topped with graham crackers and drizzled with marshmallow creme.
Texas Two-Step
A banana dipped in chocolate, topped with pecans and toffee, sprinkled with cinnamon, and drizzled with peanut butter.
Build Your Own!
Choose Banana Size
Halfsie or Wholsie
Choose A Dip (Melted Down With Pure Revolutionary Zeal)