Alive Juice Bar Menu

Apple, pineapple, mango, banana, carrot juice.

Kale/collard, beet, carrots, apple, lemon, ginger, celery.

Peppercorn wild salmon with at least three types of seasonal veggies, served on bed of brown rice and beans. Good for vitamin D, omega 3s, and protein.

Gluten-free and vegan. Tastes like a brownie except it's nutritious -- black beans, oats, cacao, maple syrup is the only sugar -- instead of empty calories. A guilt free dessert.

Kale, collard greens, apple, celery, lemon, ginger.

Kale and collard greens, orange, apple, mango, banana, ginger, green-tea carrot juice.

Whole yogurt (none of that low-fat shit that makes people fat), seasonal fruits, nuts, chia seeds, hemp seeds, dark chocolate.

Strawberries and other seasonal berries, watermelon, pineapple, banana.

Apple, banana, peanut butter, carrot juice. Tastes like a Butterfinger, but healthier.

Slow cooked, well marbled chuck roast with at least three types of seasonal veggies served over curry brown rice and beans.

House seasoned free range chicken with at least three types of seasonal veggies, served on bed of brown rice and beans.

Plant based Italian sausage, curry brown rice and beans, and seasonal veggies.

Beef meatballs, baked yam, at least three kinds of veggies. Served over bed or curry rice and beans.

Peppercorn wild salmon with at least three types of seasonal veggies, served on bed of brown rice and beans. Good for vitamin D, omega 3s, and protein.

Vegan burger patty over curry brown rice and beans. Served with seasonal veggies.

Kale, apple, pineapple, banana, orange, almond milk.

Kale and collard greens, orange, apple, mango, banana, ginger, green-tea carrot juice.

Orange, pineapple, mango, banana, carrot juice.

If you insist on getting what the owner drinks. Avocado, veggies, ginger. Basically a big ass salad without dressing. Money back if you don't take a better shit after drinking this.

Fresh hacked coconut, meal and juice blended with a touch of banana and mango.

NOT vegan. Kimchi, kale, pineapple, orange, banana, carrot juice.

Seasonal berries, watermelon, banana, pineapple. This one shouldn't require modifiers to order (DoorDash glitch).

Strawberries and other seasonal berries, watermelon, pineapple, banana.

Mango, pineapple, banana, carrot juice

Pineapple, carrot.

Kale, collard greens, apple, celery, lemon, ginger.

Carrot, orange. About as basic as you can get.

Kale/collard, beet, carrots, apple, lemon, ginger, celery.

Kale/collard, beet, carrot, lemon, ginger. celery.

Served over ice. Comes with meat scooped out, served on the side.

Apple, banana, peanut butter, carrot juice. Tastes like a Butterfinger, but healthier.

Kale, apple, orange, mango, banana, ginger, carrot juice.

Yam (cooked), apple, peanut butter, almond milk.

Apple, pineapple, banana, almond milk.

Avocado, kale and collards, apple, peanut butter, almond milk. Tastes like a milkshake but it's a complete meal that'll keep you full for 6-8 hours.

Avocado, kale, ginger, and veggies of the day (eg. broccoli, cauliflower, bell pepper...). No fruit, but protein powder gives it a green tea ice cream flavor. So not as gross as it sounds to some, it's just a big ass salad with protein. You'll poop well.

Fresh hacked coconut -- meat and juice -- thickened with yam. Tastes like a milkshake.

Wild salmon, seasonal veggies, ginger curry broth.

Made with well marbled, slow cooked chuck round. Seasonal veggies too.

With carrots, potatoes, and celery.

Poached eggs, free range chicken, lentils, and seasonal root veggies. UPDATE: no eggs due to tripling of costs of eggs. Cost will come down, it's a Covid outbreak at plant. More chicken instead.

Beans, tomato, green bell pepper, chili.

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8 oz of heart shaped pineapples dipped in beet and ginger juice. Spicy and romantic.

Formerly known as Pineapple Penises. Pineapple shaped like penises. Penises that taste like pineapple! Either way, you'll enjoy sucking on and biting into them. Post it on Instagram!

White miso paste. Male salad dressing and miso soup with it.

Pineapple, mango, and whatever is seasonal.

Cotton, so sexy!

From Vital Proteins, 20g of collagen per serving. Paleo and Keto friendly, grass fed and pasture raised cows. Unflavored.

21 g plant protein, 5g prebiotic fiber, only 1g of sugar. Vanilla Bean flavor.

32 oz. container.

No ice. Divide into shots or add to hot water to make tea. Highly anti-inflammatory, drink it when you're sick.

1lb 8oz.

Our in house facemasks. Soft, they're supposed to protect you from cooties in style. 70% off sale.

Raw carrot pulp binded with raw honey. Lemony ginger almond frosting. Sweet and high in fiber, it'll make your poop smell like Starbursts.

Gluten-free and vegan. Tastes like a brownie except it's nutritious -- black beans, oats, cacao, maple syrup is the only sugar -- instead of empty calories. A guilt free dessert.

Pickled beets, yopped with parmesan cheese and walnuts. Sweet and sour.

Kale, chickpeas, pumpkin sees, hemp seeds, seasonal fruit, miso dressing.

Kale, carrots, seasonal fruit, chickpeas, hemp seeds, pumpkin seeds, free range chicken, miso ginger dressing.

Spicy cabbage kiimchi. Working on a vegan version.

Healthy snack.

Naturally hardwood smoked. No nitrites or nitrates added.

Comes with carrots and celery sticks.

No preservatives, peanut butter bars.

Bar of high quality dark chocolate, good for heart health. 75% cacao.