Alive Juice Bar Menu

Plant based Italian sausage, curry brown rice and beans, and seasonal veggies.

Slow cooked, well marbled chuck roast with at least three types of seasonal veggies served over curry brown rice and beans.

Peppercorn wild salmon with at least three types of seasonal veggies, served on bed of brown rice and beans. Good for vitamin D, omega 3s, and protein.

Beef meatballs, baked yam, at least three kinds of veggies. Served over bed or curry rice and beans.

Vegan and gluten free, served with seasonal veggies and over curry brown rice and beans.

Kale, apple, pineapple, banana, orange, almond milk.

Kale and collard greens, orange, apple, mango, banana, ginger, green-tea carrot juice.

Orange, pineapple, mango, banana, carrot juice.

If you insist on getting what the owner drinks. Avocado, veggies, ginger. Basically a big ass salad without dressing. Money back if you don't take a better shit after drinking this.

Fresh hacked coconut, meal and juice blended with a touch of banana and mango.

NOT vegan. Kimchi, kale, pineapple, orange, banana, carrot juice.

Strawberries, watermelon, pineapple, banana.

Mango, pineapple, banana, carrot juice

Kale, collard greens, apple, celery, lemon, ginger.

Pineapple, carrot.

Carrot, orange. About as basic as you can get.

Kale/collard, beet, carrot, lemon, ginger. celery.

Kale/collard, beet, carrots, apple, lemon, ginger, celery.

Served over ice. Comes with meat scooped out, served on the side.

Apple, banana, peanut butter, carrot juice. Tastes like a Butterfinger, but healthier.

Kale, apple, orange, mango, banana, ginger, carrot juice.

Yam (cooked), apple, peanut butter, almond milk.

Apple, pineapple, banana, almond milk.

Avocado, kale and collards, apple, peanut butter, almond milk. Tastes like a milkshake but it's a complete meal that'll keep you full for 6-8 hours.

Avocado, kale, ginger, and veggies of the day (eg. broccoli, cauliflower, bell pepper...). No fruit, but protein powder gives it a green tea ice cream flavor. So not as gross as it sounds to some, it's just a big ass salad with protein. You'll poop well.

Fresh hacked coconut -- meat and juice -- thickened with yam. Tastes like a milkshake.

Made with well marbled, slow cooked chuck round. Seasonal veggies too.

Wild salmon, seasonal veggies, ginger curry broth.

With carrots, potatoes, and celery.

Beans, tomato, green bell pepper, chili.

Poached eggs, free range chicken, lentils, and seasonal root veggies. UPDATE: no eggs due to tripling of costs of eggs. Cost will come down, it's a Covid outbreak at plant. More chicken instead.

Pretend you're in Paris. Smooth chicken liver pate made with coconut milk, wood ear mushroom, capers, and cumin. Includes crackers to spread on.

8 oz of heart shaped pineapples dipped in beet and ginger juice. Spicy and romantic.

Formerly known as Pineapple Penises. Pineapple shaped like penises. Penises that taste like pineapple! Either way, you'll enjoy sucking on and biting into them. Post it on Instagram!

Book about food, nutrition, and manners. Find out if you eat like an asshole. It'll teach you how to eat ramen, Chinese food, and how to save money by not buying stupid shit that people think is healthy but isn't. Second edition includes footnotes.

In house written book on how to run the most controversial juice bar in the world. Can you pass our application test?

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32 oz. container.

No ice. Divide into shots or add to hot water to make tea. Highly anti-inflammatory, drink it when you're sick.

1lb 8oz.

Our in house facemasks. Soft, they're supposed to protect you from cooties in style. 70% off sale.

From Vital Proteins, 20g of collagen per serving. Paleo and Keto friendly, grass fed and pasture raised cows. Unflavored.

White miso paste. Male salad dressing and miso soup with it.

21 g plant protein, 5g prebiotic fiber, only 1g of sugar. Vanilla Bean flavor.

flax seed, not grounded.

Cotton, so sexy!

Raw carrot pulp binded with raw honey. Lemony ginger almond frosting. Sweet and high in fiber, it'll make your poop smell like Starbursts.

Gluten-free and vegan. Tastes like a brownie except it's nutritious -- black beans, oats, cacao, maple syrup is the only sugar -- instead of empty calories. A guilt free dessert.

Pickled beets, yopped with parmesan cheese and walnuts. Sweet and sour.

Kale, carrots, seasonal fruit, chickpeas, hemp seeds, pumpkin seeds, free range chicken, miso ginger dressing.

Bar of high quality dark chocolate, good for heart health. 75% cacao.

Healthy snack.

Spicy cabbage kiimchi. Working on a vegan version.

Probiotic drink, low in sugar.

Naturally hardwood smoked. No nitrites or nitrates added.

Comes with carrots and celery sticks.