530 Somewhere Menu

$$Restaurant

530 S Main St, Joplin, MO 64801

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Burger Desserts Pasta Salads Sandwiches Soft Drinks Starters and Sides

Burger
- Classic Pub Burger
  A straightforward burger with american cheese, ketchup, & 2 pickle slices.
  $10.00
- Fresh Rosemary Burger
  The burger you've always wanted made in house with fresh herbs & spices, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickle, & choice of cheese.
  $12.00
- Impossible Burger
  $14.50
Desserts
- French Silk Pie
  $12.00
- Naughty Brownie
  $11.00
- Turtle Cake
  $15.50
Pasta
- Buffalo Chicken Alfredo Pasta
  $12.00
- Chili Mac
  Our house-made meaty chili & creamy, cheesy mac & cheese sure to satisfy your comfort food craving.
  $14.50
- Fettuccine Alfredo
  A simple plate of fettuccine noodles & alfredo sauce garnished with scallions.
  $11.00
- Mini Chili Mac
  $8.00
- Our Chicken Alfredo
  $12.00
- Spaghetti Western
  Spaghetti topped with our signature chili, pickles, onions, & romano cheese.
  $13.00
Salads
- Big Salad
  A fresh green leaf lettuce salad with tomato, red onion, cucumbers, shredded cheese, croutons, & dressing of choice. add grilled chicken for an additional charge.
  $11.00
- Caesar Salad
  $11.00
- Little Caesar
  A mini romaine caesar.
  $6.00
- Mini Salad
  Just like the big one..but smaller.
  $6.00
Sandwiches
- Big Tuna
  We love tuna salad and it shows in this house-made dill and red onion tuna salad with pickles, seasoned shredded lettuce, & havarti cheese on toasted wheat.
  $12.00
- Eric's Chicken Salad
  House-made creamy dill chicken salad, pickles, seasoned shredded lettuce, havarti, & red onion on toasted wheat bread.
  $11.00
- Groovy Grilled Cheese
  Provolone & havarti hold together grilled sourdough sprinkled with rosemary.
  $10.00
- Huge Hot Ham & Swiss
  Shaved & grilled ham smothered in swiss cheese on a bun, with your choice of sauce.
  $12.00
- Main Street Melt
  A massive melt sandwich with freshly shaved & grilled smoked turkey & ham with havarti & provolone, 2 slices of tomato, bacon, & our special sauce between two slices of grilled sourdough.
  $14.50
- Perfect Club
  A classic club sandwich stacked high with freshly shaved turkey, ham, bacon, mayonnaise, seasoned lettuce, tomato, & smoked cheddar cheese on 3 slices of wheat bread.
  $14.50
- Razorback
  The ultimate bacon, lettuce, and tomato with mayonnaise on toasted wheat.
  $11.00
Soft Drinks
- Coke
  $2.00
- Diet Coke
  $2.00
- Diet Dr Pepper
  $2.00
- Dr Pepper
  $2.00
- Red Bull
  $6.00
- Sprite
  $2.00
Starters and Sides
- Cheese Curds
  Crispy, lightly breaded & fried cheese curds with house-made ranch & scallions.
  $11.00
- Chicken Salad Snack
  The world's best chicken salad served with crispy warm naan bread.
  $10.00
- Chili Cheese Fries
  $14.50
- Chili In A Bowl
  $11.00
- Coleslaw
  Prepared to please, whether you be a colonel or not.
  $5.00
- El Diablo Dip
  Sinfully rich & spicy buffalo chicken & cheese dip with gorgonzola crumbles, scallions, & naan bread.
  $13.00
- Hand Cut Fries
  $6.00
- Macaroni & Cheese
  When macaroni met cheese, they knew it was meant to be.
  $6.00
- Onion Rings
  Deep-fried onion rings with your choice of sauce.
  $6.00
- Roasted Tomato Soup
  $8.00
- Steamed Broccoli
  $6.00
- Sweet Potato Waffles
  Waffle cut sweet potato fries with house-made whipped cream & cinnamon or sugar.
  $7.00
- Tie The Knot
  A big soft pretzel with cheese dip.
  $7.00
- Tuna Salad Snack
  Delicious tuna salad served with crispy warm naan bread.
  $9.50